Ronaldo Vs Kaka

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In world football today there are two players who are arguably the best talented and the most exciting to watch, football fanatics will definitely know these names Cristiano dos Santos Averio and Ricardo Izecson dos Santos. The players are popularly known us Ronaldo and Kaka.

 

Both are in there twenties with Ronaldo 23 and Kaka 26 but even though they share the same surnames and they were both named after the former US president Ronald Reagan the two stars have different styles of football with both plying their trade in England and Italy respectively.

 

The rivalry took center stage during last years UEFA champions league semi-final match that pitted the Red devils against the Rossoneri. Although the world press had predicted a battle between the two, the battle never materialized as Kaka stole the show and guided AC Milan to the final and Ronaldo looked out of sorts and never showed his magic in the dance.

 

After winning the champions league with Milan, Kaka was crowned the best player in Europe and in the world having topped the goal-scoring charts in the league of champions. His nemesis Ronaldo swept the board with him getting 6 personal trophies in the premiership plus he scored 23 goals last season furthermore he was third best in the world.

 

This season things are totally different Kaka has not reignited the form he portrayed and used to terrorize teams in the champions league and the Serie A. the man has totally been out of form for the better part of the season only showing glimpses of brilliance. In simple terms the best player in the world for last season Kaka, is being eclipsed by the best player in the world for this season, Ronaldo who is playing the most exciting,consistent and brilliant football I have ever seen in recent years.

 

Ronaldo has not only started from where he left off last season but he is  better and much classier. He is the top scorer in both the champions league and the premiership having scored 3goals in the FA cup, 5 in the champions league and 19 in the EPL taking his tally to 27 goals in 30 games that’s exceptional for a midfield player who has totally shamed Didier Drogba who, claimed last season that Ronaldo, will never repeat his last season’s run.

 

Most people will argue that Kaka is still the best player in the world but Ronaldo has set the record straight in the EPL and champions league with the Euro Cup coming up this summer he is likely to guide the Portuguese to glory. Furthermore with the Red Devils still in contention in three cups am damn sure he will help guide United to these trophies that’s why  Ronaldo is way better than Kaka.

 

 

 

New Year, New Site

As the year 2008 begins, we at hownowz are starting afresh. We are currently in the process of moving to blogger, and hope you’ll join us there.

Also the airtime competition will close on the 8th of January and the winners posted on the new site. the domain name hownowz.co.nr  will be redirecting you to the new blog. for those of you surfing lovers the address to check out is http://hownowz.blogspot.com 

So check it out and tell us what your thoughts are.

HomeBoyz Radio

this is is a follow up to the first article. to those who wanted to know HB radio is online and this is their site www.homeboyzradio.co.ke/

must say these dudes know how to keep it real.

New Writer

Hi all we’re proud to be including some new writers very soon. If YOU would like to become a writer to, send us your lines at hownowzblog@gmail.com.

New Address

Hello wananinchi sorry for the loooooong silence. And thanx to all the loyal readers who kept checking on us.

Now to newer things, we have acquired a new address (shorter easier to remember). We still remain hosted by WordPress 

The new address is hownowz.co.nr

See much shorter. Anyhoo keep on reading

OFFEND EVERYONE

I got this forward, thought I’d share 

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it’s worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can’t stand criticism

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

“Are you sure it’s mine?”

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don’t have eyes.

Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They’re hiring.

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” -A southern fairytale begins

“Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit….

Why is there no Disneyland in China?

No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

Les Nubians In Kenya

Les Nubians are coming to Nairobi YAY! Now for those who might be going like huh? Les Nubians are serious Neo Soul artists. Still huh?, well you can’t be helped. Also with him is Shu our very own Kenyan Born, GO SHU.

So try as hard as you can and make it there, I know I am.

pics

more in gallery

Tremors

now if you’re a resident of certain parts of Kenya, your nights and now days aren’t as safe (unsafe) as they were. There’s been tremors and rumours of tremors making rounds. Me as with most cases I’m always left behind I only realized that which I felt yester was one of the tremors-yep I’m slow like that-

anyhoo the guys at the geology lab (these are like the met guys but their perk is they speak after so blinders are later)

so where were you when this issue went down and what was your reaction-if any? and does this fall in line with the prophecy of the guy who claims Nbi is full of sinners?

Please pray

now i’m not that spiritual but when you start seeing a three year old hacked to death, its about time we got on our knees and pray

may God forgive us for what we’re turning out to be

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